Delivery!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Ixlovexwaffles - 29/04/2015 20:33
By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster
By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago
By gunnerette - 21/12/2014 08:30 - Cyprus - Larnaca
I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.