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    By Libris Mortis - 22/04/2026 21:00 - United States - New York

    Today, I intentionally caused my parents to have an intensely heated argument when I asked them how and where they first met. Dad said it was at a funeral, and mom said it was at a burial. FML
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    By Anonymous - 24/04/2026 13:00 - United States - Fontana

    Today, I feel like I’m living in some horrible campy horror comedy. I was walking to the kitchen when my cat ran under my feet, causing me to trip and fall backward through my glass table. FML
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    By Anonymous - 24/04/2026 17:00 - United States

    Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
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    Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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