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The customer is always an ass
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Fashion show
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Scandalous!
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Thanks for the miracle
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It's bad for your health
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nah dude. the kids were playing that dumb game where you pretendingly dart in front of a car and then dart back, it's a really idiotic game. but they were never really in danger of getting hit.
By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman
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Lock your doors
By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie
By Kuromaus - 15/05/2017 12:34
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Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on the way. The gate I needed to get to was upstairs. Since it was a delay out of my control, I did get moved to another flight for free, it just happened to be the latest one heading back to home. I could have probably made it to (or barely missed) last call if I hauled it but I was not going to do that while bleeding. I didn't know that airplanes had amenities like that in the bathroom. I've never actually been in one, and it was only my second time flying. (That toilet paper trick doesn't work for me, mine is too heavy, sadly.)
Pleased to meet you
By homewrecker - 08/11/2009 15:39 - United States
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Yes, and after working on my classroom management strategies for younger kids my teaching is going much better now.