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By Tikaani96 - 16/05/2016 12:42 - United States - Springfield

Today, my husband told me he was thinking about getting a vasectomy because he never wants to have kids. I then had to awkwardly tell him I'm pregnant. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:45

Kids are usually something to be discussed before marriage in my opinion. It can be a make or break it for most couples since you can't compromise on a child. No child should have a parent who doesn't want them. Not to say you can't grow to love them if you were hesitant at first about kids.

bonehead69 15

Monday 16 May 2016 22:42

He shoulda thought about that sooner.. but congrats :)

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bonehead69 15

Monday 16 May 2016 22:42

He shoulda thought about that sooner.. but congrats :)

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:45

Kids are usually something to be discussed before marriage in my opinion. It can be a make or break it for most couples since you can't compromise on a child. No child should have a parent who doesn't want them. Not to say you can't grow to love them if you were hesitant at first about kids.

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