Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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uHazFailedTotall 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:30

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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Olympian94 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:43

Snickerdoodles, you should be the one who deserved this FML. FYL.

youradhere 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:47

wow it must have been one of those extra large ones

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:48

25 wins, reading your comments makes people want to punch babies, snickers why do you hate babies??

redbeater 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:55

the condom was just between you and the floor. then you scremed as you fell, mouth first onto it.

hailphire130 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:56

somehow u deserved this

Mikeymikey 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:01

Sometimes Karma bites you in the ass.. somtimes it slaps you in the face with a condom ;)

astro_plastic 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:03

FYL only if the condom wasn't used by *you*.

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:17

Beauriful

bookworm29 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:20

How exactly does someone fall INTO a condom?

sheknowsohknows 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:27

Well. Yes, that is extremely disgusting but seriously!? This is a horrible FML...and whose condom did you even fall onto!?

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