Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 547 You deserved it 323
Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 076 You deserved it 24 563
Today, while fighting unemployment and an visible abscess on my neck, I was cajoled into attending my Mom's birthday party. I spent the entire time at the restaurant trying to hide an oozing sore with a bandage, eating partially edible food. The cost? $40 I can't afford to spend on food not worth $5. FML I agree, your life sucks 449 You deserved it 135
Today, my country went on strike and is overthrowing the government, and I'm stuck on a night shift at work. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 472 You deserved it 153
Today, I had to go to my parents' house and interrupt their "private time" to tell them that grandpa is in the emergency room. For those of you who are wondering if it gets any less traumatizing and/or awkward as an adult: it doesn't. FML I agree, your life sucks 416 You deserved it 105
Today, one of my oldest friends blocked me for refusing to drive her to and from a wedding that was over 30 miles away. The wedding was mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 049 You deserved it 1 200
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!