Work: I'm pissed

I'm pissed

By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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null_fml 11

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:12

Should have gone home to shower and change. Claimed a health hazard due to unsanitary working conditions.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:16

You're a ******* idiot if you stayed covered in piss. Wtf is wrong with you?

Comments

toekneeuh 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:52

Tell your boss you love him and give him a big hug! (:

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:45

Then they could have taken a shower together. A pee free one.

Nicoleismyname 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:14

If the pipe was fixed how did you end up covered in piss?

shamille 5

Sunday 23 August 2009 15:28

i know, right? hopefully they didn't pay the repairers. oh hey and they could've used the money they saved to make up for the few hours the OP would've taken to get cleaned up and change.

jc21_fml 1

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:17

sick ! i would've said, **** you! , i'm gonna take a shower and ill be back. ( in a terminator kind of way )

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:18

he, no need to get THAT pissed off

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:20

hey* /fail

null_fml 11

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:59

Well there was no need for him to get THAT pissed on, either.

Luckster 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:27

That's just so unsanitary, I felt like vomiting just reading this! Can't your workplace get in trouble for making you work in such conditions?

fif1189 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:37

Pics or it didn't happen! Seriously though, that blows. You should've just gone home, showered, changed, and come back. Couldn't have taken that long.

hk_fml 9

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:43

Ewwww jesus. That is sick. How did you even manage to concentrate on work while you smelled like piss?

flinkpamingo 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:06

I belive that with a body fluid exposure, you have the right to leave and clean up. You might want to look in to that as you may find you could soon own part of the company. ESPECIALLY if you get sick. NOT COOL!! Call your state Board of Health or OSHA.