Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Get it on

Get it on

By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 15:57 - Canada

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

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By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By Rachey - 10/09/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2026 00:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I tried to fix a leaky pipe after watching a tutorial. I turned what I thought was the main valve to cut the water, loosened the pipe, and immediately got sprayed in the face. In my panic, I tightened it wrong and made it worse. I had to call a plumber while standing in a puddle, holding a towel against the pipe like that was helping. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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rukusrazor 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:10

Now you aren't the only one with backed-up pipes.

hahaha6 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:04

what an awful way to be cockblocked. but then again, you were in a bathroom.....

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e_fisher20 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:44

Serves you right for trying to get it on in the bathroom. It is tremendously douchey to hog the bathroom and make a mess... people who have sex in bathrooms deserve to have the pipes break on them. Find a bedroom like a normal person.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:28

#40: LOL. #44: FTW, lmao. I love your little rant. It was actually funnier than the FML itself which was basically, stupid.

sportfan1226 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:17

You should have just ****** her in all of the water. It is like having sex in the pool! :)

bubs_AKA_vermin 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:15

rofl 40. plumbing FAIL

redhotcp510 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 18:49

you could have turned that situation into something golden....

u_no_it2009 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:12

Like some people said. You could have gotten STD's and AIDs from her. god just didnt want u to be unsafe... or he thought "well, I don't get none, so why should he?" :D FYL!

jordandipaolo 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 22:33

i kno how you feel man i had the worse cockblock ever man this girl was giving me a blow and like half way through her mom called her for dinner i had to leave i dident even gret to ******* finish:(