Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 919 You deserved it 49 037 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 596 You deserved it 4 627
Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 469 You deserved it 39 952
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 800 You deserved it 160
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 209 You deserved it 3 533
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 112 You deserved it 3 090
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 474 You deserved it 54
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)