By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States
By W45T3D_Y0UTH - 15/03/2012 20:44 - Canada
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By Teh_dw33bin4tor - 15/03/2012 12:12 - Australia
Teh_dw33bin4tor tells us more.
Hey, I am kind of astounded this made the front page, but I also realized that I wasn't logged in when I created and submitted this. I'm the OP. I should have phrased this better, but I was running out of room to create the FML. The actual story is that she flat-out broke up with me, and then went around and told all my friends, which happen to also be her friends too, that it was a mutual break-up, but it was my decision for the most part that split us apart, which effectively framed me as the "bad-guy". When I confronted her on it, she first denied telling her (our) friends this, then changed her story to "she couldn't think of what to say". All this while her new "boyfriend" (of 1 day) was helping her move out of my apartment. Sorry for the confusion in the phrasing.
By mel_bear_ - 14/03/2012 14:38 - United Kingdom
By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada
By yamsterr - 12/03/2012 16:27 - United States
By AkGirl1991 - 11/03/2012 11:33 - United States
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This is the poster, and actually I had bought him a promise ring on valentines day. He used the box I gave him....I just thought. I might have been getting one in return. And no, I am not materialistic or ungrateful, and I know he can afford it. Just got my hopes up. If he had JUST given me the ring, it would have been great.
By Tristan Brantley - 11/03/2012 07:36 - United States
By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States
By callen5 - 10/03/2012 15:16 - United States
By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 14:20 - United States
Old habits die hard
By atsukobo - 10/03/2012 06:04 - United States
By gabbykinz13 - 08/03/2012 21:48 - United States
By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia
By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States
By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States
By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines
By JTo - 03/03/2012 22:07 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/03/2012 03:05 - United States
By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States
Spineless
By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States
By CptZoe - 29/02/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom
By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States
By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada
By anonymous - 27/02/2012 23:09 - United Kingdom
Distance makes the heart…
By unknown - 27/02/2012 17:42 - United States
By SwimminginSweat - 27/02/2012 05:12 - United States
By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States
By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States
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Nothing that makes me look like a prostitute. Makes one wonder how one could get mistaken for one at noon. In front of a cop car, no less.