By damngotkik - 20/12/2017 19:00
By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 13:00 - United States - Binghamton
Such a Jerry thing to do...
By Jerry - 19/12/2017 15:00
By BloodyHands - 17/12/2017 15:00
The system is broke!
By ABD - 15/12/2017 01:30
Not. Helping.
By It's-only15-lbs-extra - 14/12/2017 15:00
By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00
Thanks, honey.
By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00
By jp_boards - 12/12/2017 14:58
Triple Dog Dare
By MiserableGradStudent - 11/12/2017 01:30
By nobabies - 10/12/2017 01:30
By so much pain... - 09/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Collegeville
Asshats everywhere
By Anonymous - 08/12/2017 15:00
Party for One!
By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice...
By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00
By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30
Happy Birthday
By Birthday Boy - 06/12/2017 05:00
Going out of business? It's a matter of life and death!
By Prepper? - 06/12/2017 01:30
Knackered
By Nyah Murphy - 05/12/2017 19:00
By Calimero0 - 05/12/2017 01:30
By boopingsnoot - 04/12/2017 19:42
boopingsnoot tells us more.
By TommyNoFeet - 04/12/2017 06:00
Airtight
By LanaStidolph - 02/12/2017 06:00
Now you tell me!
By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 01:30
By LittleFriend - 30/11/2017 06:00
By Stella5127 - 28/11/2017 05:01 - Australia - Melbourne
Stella5127 tells us more.
or all those people doubting my story! this ACTUALLY happened in july of 2016. I now have a boy named Nate. I kept my pills in a pill holder in the fridge with 'mon tue wed' on it. my friends daughter would come over every night after school to look after our oldest daughter, Tilly, after kindergarten while my husband and I would finish work. She had ample opportunity and being a busy teacher id just take my tablets (both birth control and thyroxine) quickly before work. though we love our baby it was a shock. Lily( my friends daughter) went off to a reform school called "Blackwood" (real place look it up) this past July, after she was also caught with drugs in her room and skipping school. she was a troubled child and I still speak to my friend, she only just found out after over hearing her daughter and her friend and was trying to protect her.
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1. I work at a vet 2. I was busy bathing a very fluffy dog 3. I was really thirsty when I got done, that I took a good chug of coffee before the taste difference caught my attention 4. I am somehow an ungrateful hypocrite for being upset and for not being 100% the next day at work ?