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Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3012) - you deserved it (15543)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by M to the line - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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ydi.

#3 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:32am by ohhhhshizzz

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+5

"Today, I lied..." YDI.

#14 - On 09/17/2012 at 10:19am by CammyGal

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