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Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50546) - you deserved it (3282)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:41pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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