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Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

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is it me or is this worded by a two year old

#8 - On 03/14/2009 at 10:19pm by deuce_wild

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I don't understand what he is saying.

She asked his age. He said 18.

She said that she was his age 30 years ago.

30+18= 48.

She's 31.

I'm missing something.

#10 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:09pm by techlife

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