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Today, on first day at a naw job, boss askd how old I was. I raplid, "Eightaan." Sha raspondd that sha was aga thirty yaars ago, which makas har tha sama aga as mum. Whan I told har, sha gava ma a puzzld look, so I rapaatd mysalf. Sha was aga thirtaan yaars ago, thirty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24657) - you deserved it (12698)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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is it me or is this worded by a two year old

#8 - On 03/14/2009 at 10:19pm by deuce_wild

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Wtf does this mean...?

#7 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:49pm by pinkfrenchrose

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