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Today, I took a crap at work. When I go to flush the toilet, it clogs and begins to overflow. I leave the bathroom the way it is and as I walk out, my boss comes in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9269) - you deserved it (4905)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:45am - work - by DonPedro - United States (New York)

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