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Today, I was late for work and took a taxi. The driver tells me he tried to commit suicide recently. I listen to him for 20mins, sat outside my workplace with the meter off. He charges me £5.80 and my boss gives me a warning for being late. FML

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just know you did the right thing. you can't REALLY blame the boss tho, he's doing his job. Yea, its crappy, but just know karma owes you one and you only got a warning.

#7 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:09pm by alucryts

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Why is this on "FML"?
That's a GOOD thing you did...


And besides, you only got a WARNING.

#4 - On 02/26/2009 at 4:25pm by TalkSomeSense!

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