Money, Internet and Ironic: Hurry up! - FML

Hurry up!

By lukey101 - 29/12/2023 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I increased my internet plan to help speed up downloading a giant 600GB file. After paying for the upgrade, I got a notification that the plan change wouldn’t be effected until 24 hours later. Of course, it actually upgraded mere moments after the file download had already completed. FML

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