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Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45792) - you deserved it (5122)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:59am - money - by alynn (woman) - United States (Florida)

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