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Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML
that has to be the best drive thru order in history. the world needs more women like this.
She orders a Diet Cock and he thinks to give her his number? I guess guys with small weiners need to resort to desperate measures.
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