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Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16322) - you deserved it (1513)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)

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