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Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23284) - you deserved it (2310)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)

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that has to be the best drive thru order in history. the world needs more women like this.

#3 - On 02/05/2010 at 10:06am by faxe

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Psh...cougars...

#2 - On 02/05/2010 at 10:05am by fjoson

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