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Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21253) - you deserved it (60642)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)

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