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Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML
well if you got her to handcuff you, it could of gotten kinky
Lol, I agree with two.
Pick-up lines are lame but at least use good ones!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.