Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (66062) - you deserved it (5137)
On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)
mynameisnotdrew's life also sucksToday, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaims "that was amazing…
apricot also deserved itToday, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10…
your sister is a g.
#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 12:53pm by frita
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Unfortunate, but still pretty funny.
#5 - On 02/17/2009 at 3:04pm by threefitty25
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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