Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45493) - you totally deserved it (2905)
On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Dude, it's a strap-on, of course it's huge.
Do you expect them to make realistically-sized pieces of plastic when they could make insane ones instead?
#3 - On 02/17/2009 at 1:01pm by anon
Aha I agree that is pretty messed up. But it's kinda funny at the same time :P
#4 - On 02/17/2009 at 3:03pm by AlisonBlue
Just tell your sister to send all of her old exes your way.
#9 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:09pm by Blind_Ninja
That's hilarious. :D
But hey, at least you have nerve endings in yours! ;)
#10 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:09pm by Sibyl
Actually a lot of strap ons are "typically" sized. Some are stupidly huge (ow no thanks).
Tell your sister I say hi ;)
#11 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:13pm by ShadowRadiance
Maybe spend less time hanging out with your lesbian sister admiring her sex toys and more time talking to straight (and in your case preferably drunk) women?
#14 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:45pm by Anonymouse
At least yours hasn't been created by a man in a factory, right?
#15 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:52pm by TAGM
FML accidentally a whole bunch of comments, and I never got an answer from the person I was talking to.
>:(
#17 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:15pm by anon
hey dude guess what, confidence is what attracts the ladies. Learn to be yourself and confident in yourself and then you wont be crying about not getting any love from the ladies.
#19 - On 02/17/2009 at 6:10pm by rational_man
rational_man, do you think he posted this story about how his lesbian sister gets more chicks than him in hopes of someone telling him how to improve his love life? I really don't think FML is where people go for dating advice, and furthermore, your advice sucked. Could you be anymore cliched and unhelpful?
"Be yourself, but confident. So, what I'm saying is, but you, but a better you. And stop bitching!"
Great advice. You should be a coach: "Hit the ball farther! Run faster! Improve your hand-eye coordination! Have talent!"
Or maybe a beauty consultant "Be pretty! Grow 6 inches! Stop complaining!"
#20 - On 02/17/2009 at 6:51pm by ForestFire0
#3--- they make plenty of realistic sized strapons. most of them are. :-)
#9--- her exes probably don't like men
lesbians ftw :-)
www.youtube.com/shpants9710
#21 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:24pm by claire9710
this one cheered me up, thanks, everyone needs a reminder every so often that there is always someone worse off.
sorry if that sounded cruel,
#24 - On 02/18/2009 at 2:12am by rich
Wow. Well, unless yours is waaaay shorter than average, I'd suggest not talking to your lesbian sister about stuff like this anymore and not worrying about it. And why would she show you anyway? Eew. :3
#28 - On 02/18/2009 at 3:36pm by ghostlily
suuuuuuuuuper funny. sucks for you! lol
and your sister sounds awesome.
#35 - On 02/20/2009 at 8:05am by becca
ahhaah thiss ones the bestt one everrr
sorrrryy forr youu ;)
#37 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:53pm by Charrr
oh c'mon. you are so lame. it's a fucking strap, they're always huge. plus, someone could have 100 partners, but it's not really saying anything if it wasn't good!
#38 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:34pm by phoenix
Just ask her to teach you how to get chicks. Really, you'll skyrocket your game if you let her coach you.
#41 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:14pm by Mats
Your sister is DEFINITELY a pimp.
Hey, maybe you could get her to let you borrow it sometimes ;D
#42 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:16am by FriedChicken
well, you could always go to gay bars with her and watch her do her thing see how many chicks she can pull. Not to mention lesbian dancing is hott.
haha i like number 42's. I'm not distressed over it at all, I just thought it was funny as hell. My sister is a bit promiscuous. i'm not.
#44 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:01pm by stillsingleladies
@ #3: If you really think that all strap ons are unrealistic? You, my friend, must be quite unfortunate in that sizing area... I'm sorry. Um maybe ask her for some tips? Or just stop talking about sex toys with your sister.. Cuz uh.. that's.. kinda.. weird...
And this whole thing makes me think of my best friend (who is a lesbian) and how she gets more girls than her brother... who basically doesn't get any.
#48 - On 02/26/2009 at 4:25pm by framedmemoryxx
She walked up to you and showed you her new strap-on?
You guys rock.
#50 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:31am by littlepirate
HAHA dude, karma's a bitch. . .
you must've been a total dick [no pun intended, believe it or not. . .] to deserve that.
and if you didn't deserve it, then sorry, it really, REALLY sucks to be you. XD
oh and ROFLMFAOOCOPTERUFOAIRPLANECROCODILEMAO
@ #49's comment :P
funniest thing i heard [read?] all day XDD
#52 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:51pm by carnal_deviance
Well...at least you can legally get married without being the victim of a hate crime....
#58 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:02am by rachelroller
That's sick!
Technology these days where you can get a penis strapped on or ripped off. That's gross and disturbing.
#61 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:39pm by happygoluckyhh
wtf #61? it's called a 'strap-on' for a reason. seriously, it's not RIPPED off or anything like that.. you just...step out of it...like underwear...with a dildo attached.
And it's not new technology, einstein. Dildos have been around for THOUSANDS of years. the Eegyptians used them. And NO i'm not lying, read up on it! wikipedia or something.
Prudish and/or ultra-conservative people these days. sheesh. give people who are different a fucking break.
#66 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:18pm by BrEnNo1023
Tell her to give me a call and she could stick it in me
#68 - On 09/13/2009 at 8:52pm by skatergirl21
@61, you're rather stupid.
OP, I feel sorry for you dude.
#69 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:40am by thecrackfoxx
Well at least your girlfriend didn't nickname you little D and tell everyone at your school that's your nickname and everytime she touches my dick and it's soft she says "awwww look at the cute little thing" .... she doesn't see why this upsets me
#73 - On 12/05/2009 at 12:33am by HoratioCrunch
