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Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61203) - you deserved it (3344)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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FIrst! I love your neighbourhood wher do u live :P

#1 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:37am by fungigiby7

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Uhm, congratulations you made it out of that hellhole? ^^;

#7 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:42am by Moemoemoe

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