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Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22136) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

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The 20-somethings of the '60s are the 60-somethings of the 2000s. Don't forget that.

#8 - On 03/23/2009 at 12:09pm by shrillace

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HAHAHAHA old people do know whats best

#6 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:43am by kottdawg

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