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Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by ServingYouWings (man) - United States (Ohio)

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I served for nearly a decade, and this drove me nutz. I use "guys" as a general non-gender specific greeting as well. F*** em.

Adversely, there's no way to sidestep it when you say "what can I get for you ma'am" when it is a dude with long hair. Done that a few times too many. FML

#2 - On 02/12/2009 at 3:37am by omgsrsly

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.....besides...if they were dressing to LOOK like dudes.....and you THOUGHT they were dudes....that's on them if it bothers them.

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 3:37am by beenonthatside

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