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Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

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Who answers their phone during sex? If you are on call get a seperate ring tone for your work number. Problem solved.

#6 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:50pm by hardcore

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So you're not Pinkie. But since you're answering calls during sex, I think it's save to say that you aren't Brain either. ;p

#14 - On 03/15/2009 at 7:50pm by Warp

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