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And somewhere, the world's smallest violin plays the world saddest song while a mine sheds a single glistening tear. I would maybe feel bad if you were a kid, but once you're past puberty, do you really need (or want) a cake to tell you how old you are?

#1 - On 06/18/2014 at 11:36am by syki

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Those are very admirable recycling skills, my friend.

#3 - On 06/18/2014 at 11:36am by hellnosucka

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