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Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19638) - you deserved it (2171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/05/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by FauteuilEver Alone (man) - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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That chair had hopes and dreams.

#1 - On 07/05/2012 at 9:39am by noshatsherlockk

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She can sit in it, then it will have two people on it, satisfying the chair further and letting your wife feel good. Those hormones really mess with people though...

#2 - On 07/05/2012 at 9:39am by person961

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