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Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18888) - you deserved it (1721)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

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I think i passed your house
im not kidding

#8 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:28pm by OneWithNoRegrets

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Jeez those people that egged your house are little shits.

#5 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:50am by AreYouSure

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