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Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

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Well, instead of sitting on your asses at home and feeling sorry for yourselves, you could actually go out and do something WITHOUT your boyfriends. You don't need them to have fun.

#5 - On 03/31/2009 at 11:13pm by x_eyebrows

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one: you couldve went out with your boyfriends to go clubbing.
two: you could have a girls night..out, in, whatever.
three: stop being whiny bitches.
and four: what fucking guys go clubbing anyway? toolbags, douchebags, and gay guys. which one of those describe your boyfriends?

#7 - On 04/17/2009 at 4:27pm by kisseshugsdrugs

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