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Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12579) - you deserved it (915)

On 01/17/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by millzee - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Just don't blame this one on Pink Floyd. They don't support peeing your pants.

#3 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:29am by saintice23

See in context

+17

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

#13 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:24am by Fyre46

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