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Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (6061) - you deserved it (26842)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

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