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Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12019) - you deserved it (5844)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

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