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Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (9030)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

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It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 7:34am by alpuppy

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lol who eats yogurt naked?

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 8:51pm by usefulidiot

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