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Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21713) - you deserved it (7596)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by woo. - United States (Illinois)

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Dude looks like a lady! yeah!

#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 7:42pm by NofolkDude

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oh god, i can't stop laughing!

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 7:25pm by lewalrus

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+20 | 4

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