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Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

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At least you got some exercise

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:17pm by Cadanimga

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why didn't you ride to school then?

#12 - On 05/31/2011 at 8:34pm by ArielTheMermaid

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