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Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63741) - you deserved it (2237)

On 04/21/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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