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Man or woman?

Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17166) - you deserved it (2104)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)

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time for a new haircut!

#2 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:00pm by goodtimesx2

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Lil' cook guy? That's a really weird thing to say

#17 - On 01/08/2012 at 3:51pm by bestnamever

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