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Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10375) - you deserved it (1132)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)

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