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Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
I'm betting you were awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was probably even more awed at the volume of your conical projections. Do you postulate, "Bisect my angle!" every time you reach your local maximum?
Or maybe she needs to stop being so damn insecure and let him do his damn homework when he needs to instead of pestering him incessantly for attention to boost your faltering self esteem?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015