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Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

by NotAParabola / 10/07/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Love

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  • I'm betting you were awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was probably even more awed at the volume of your conical projections. Do you postulate, "Bisect my angle!" every time you reach your local maximum?

    #1 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:44am by allmidnighteyes

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  • Or maybe she needs to stop being so damn insecure and let him do his damn homework when he needs to instead of pestering him incessantly for attention to boost your faltering self esteem?

    #7 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:57am by Nofuckyourlife

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