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Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11961) - you deserved it (24829)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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