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Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (109396) - you deserved it (8685)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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