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Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (136879) - you deserved it (10970)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Wow. That's a seriously awful FML. There's a little something called honesty, kind of crucial to a marriage. It's a shame your husband hasn't heard of it. And all the people saying "it shouldn't matter" are morons. He lied to her about a major part of his life.

#5 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:06pm by annamg

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Lasting relationships are built on honesty and openness, this is a HUGE life altering event that your "husband" chose to keep secret from you until s/he had you trapped. "He isnt the person you thought he was" has meaning on a few levels now.
If he wouldnt tell you about this, what else hasnt he told you about, its no way to build a marriage. Get out now.

#15 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:11pm by Warzprite

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