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Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6221) - you deserved it (37298)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

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