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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31116) - you deserved it (7483)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

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Damn that's just insensitive OP.

#1 - On 02/13/2012 at 6:03am by Buttsexpirate

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The ignorance...it just amazes me

#3 - On 02/13/2012 at 6:06am by AugustBurnsToast

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