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Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Noname - United States (Wisconsin)

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HAHA, he is stupid for cheating and then texting you.

#6 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:40am by 24788

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I bet they were her's. I lived with a girl for 4 years and she would every about 6 months say who's under/shirt/socks are these. I never had another girl in our place or ever cheat on her. The dumb bitch just always forgot she that article of clothing or said that to see if I was cheating.

#8 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:55am by chicken0

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