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Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (249063) - you deserved it (34300)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

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