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Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72586) - you deserved it (3166)

On 06/14/2009 at 1:42am - kids - by andthatshowitgoes (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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thats when you tell him he looks like you

#8 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:07am by lol69

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Why doesn't he have more respect for you than that??? I hope you gave him to understand that that's not an acceptable thing to say!

#4 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:04am by kellster

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