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Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23176) - you deserved it (3054) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm - kids - by Aldoch -

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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It's funnier when you do that with cashiers instead of your parents.

#2 - On 05/31/2012 at 2:42am by YaboyVinnie

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FINE!! HAVE A TERRIBLE DAY THEN

#4 - On 05/31/2012 at 2:43am by blcksocks

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