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Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML
That's assault. I would have drop kicked the little fucker.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014