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Today, I saw my dad help himself to a sex stamina drink. He and mom share the hotel bed next to mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11049) - you deserved it (1370)

On 01/14/2010 at 9:54am - intimacy - by windskurfer - Sent from mobile version

anun's life also sucks
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teeeessst also deserved it
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Spot on, 22.

#23 - On 01/14/2010 at 10:37pm by Windskurfer

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obviously u don't get it 21. they don't want their parents to have sex right next to them. don't be a dipshit.

#22 - On 01/14/2010 at 7:47pm by marycharles

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