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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (172379) - you deserved it (34330)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow. That's kinda rape.

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:03am by Herbal

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What did he say? "I was trying to think of something to put in your mouth to stop the snoring, and all I could think of was my penis."

#4 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:09am by dk2008

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