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Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9211) - you deserved it (52688)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

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It's a trap!

#11 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:16am by perennialartist

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The person you were jerking off to is not a "guy". She is a male-to-female transsexual person, and apparently a hot one, at that. Gay guys don't even get off with transsexual porn. If you're jerkin it to a T-girl, it means you're straight.

-1 for transphobia.

#17 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:30am by Sneak

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