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Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40417) - you deserved it (5034)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:37am - intimacy - by PTKFML (woman) - United States

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