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Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49513) - you deserved it (10091)

On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)

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Well did you finish for him?

#2 - On 12/28/2012 at 12:46pm by cyanidesandwich

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It's a lot easier than sitting on your own hand and pretending its someone else's!

#1 - On 12/28/2012 at 12:46pm by gunmania0

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